if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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