What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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