Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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