Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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