Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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