dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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