she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I love having hate sex.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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