And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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