People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
