I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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