i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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