therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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