she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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