How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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