I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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