I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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