May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The air taste purple.
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