I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots