How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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