He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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