Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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