i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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