Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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