you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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