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if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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