OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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