I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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