seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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