This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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