Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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