Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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