I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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