Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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