do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
