I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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