just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
my penis made a compromise with my morals
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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