i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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