Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How does one acquire holy water?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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