Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
