She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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