So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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