Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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