Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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