Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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