I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It's Friday. Sex?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
