the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I love you. Go after that dick
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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