You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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