U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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