Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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