Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
