I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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