you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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