you guys were way drunker than both of me
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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