they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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